Min veninde har været så rar at sende mig mit horoskop for i dag:
This is a terrific day for you, dear Cancer, and you should find that your relationships - especially with men - go exceptionally well. Your tender and extremely sensitive nature is finally being recognized as the treasure chest that it is. There are many times in which this type of personality is seen as weak, yet today is one of those times in which you are given the full credit that you deserve.
Bullshit. Jeg hader horoskoper. De passer aldrig, så det er super ærgeligt at læse ét, der lover mig en skide god dag, velvidende om at det er noget vrøvl, der alligevel ikke kommer til at ske.
This is a terrific day for you, dear Cancer, and you should find that your relationships - especially with men - go exceptionally well. Your tender and extremely sensitive nature is finally being recognized as the treasure chest that it is. There are many times in which this type of personality is seen as weak, yet today is one of those times in which you are given the full credit that you deserve.
Bullshit. Jeg hader horoskoper. De passer aldrig, så det er super ærgeligt at læse ét, der lover mig en skide god dag, velvidende om at det er noget vrøvl, der alligevel ikke kommer til at ske.
Ikke nok med at skidtet aldrig passer, så kan jeg heller ikke tage den måde horoskoperne skriver det på.
SvarSlet"Dear Cancer", som om man bliver talt ned til fra en nørd i emnet med skumle bagtanker. Plus det som regel kryptiske budskab, hvilket kunne minimeres ned til én sætning hvis det ikke var for det lag af bedrevidenhed og ælv det skulle dyppes i. Min tanke er, hvis disse horoskoper skulle være korrekte, så ville de være lidt nemmere forklaret end dem man finder alle steder.